Have you ever had a day where

Every question you are asked is the stupidest thing you've ever heard and you have a bubble of unexplainable rage lodged somewhere between your heart and lungs. The only thing you want to be doing is eating a cheeseburger and watching re-runs of Cheers, and the best thing that has happened to you all day is you found a band-aid for your hangnail while the worst thing that's happened to you is that you woke up. And every time the phone rings at work you want to yank it out of the wall and throw it in the ladies room toilets, pee on it and flush several times. Not to mention the coffee that you thought was the only thing that could possibly get you through the day has given you heart burn, and after you leave work you have another job to go to?