Never have I ever....

Woke up in the middle of the night because I thought someone was knocking at our back door.

I was naked and we don't have curtains but I went to check anyways.

I stepped in cat puke on the way.

No one was at the back door, and I don't know how they would get there anyways, it's a closed in porch.

I left the cat puke there and wiped my foot on the door mat.

Then I went back to bed.