Pink

I was lying in bed when I heard Ted call from the living room

"Baby..."

It was a worried tone.

I got up, felt around from my glasses and went out to see what was wrong.

He stood over a laundry basket full of our clothes.
All of our pink clothes.
Wait, we don't have that many pink clothes.

Somehow Ted missed the home ec class where you learn not to put the new red throw rug in with your whites.

In other news I got a new sexy pink bra...