I was going to write about how fracking exhausted and miserable I am because I had a poorish performance last night (personal performance that is, I would put it down in the books as being top 10 stupid stage choices of all time) but instead I'm going to tell you something else.
When I was little I stuck a pussy willow up my nose and it got stuck.
What did I learn from it? Just because something looks soft, it doesn't mean you should put it in your nose.
Thanks folks.
Blood Orange Syrup
13 hours ago
When I was little, I pushed some string up my nose & then couldn't get it out. So, I started yelling "There's something in my nose!! There's something in my nose!!"
ReplyDeleteDid I mention it was in the middle of church? Oops.