Hickey

I was driving to work this morning, multi-tasking, as I applied make up and brushed my hair at the 15 redlights between my house and the highway when I noticed it.

I was pulling my hair back and there was a hickey on my neck.

There is no mistaking the the broken blood vessles in a circular formation. It look like someone sucked on my neck for ten seconds too long.

Here's the rub: Ted and I didn't make out or even get a little bit fresh last evening. Hell, I was so tired last night I don't even know if we made eye contact. But there it was-on my neck left like the tag of a 16 year old boy.

How did this happen? The cat slept with us, is he a vampire? Are there really Chupacabras? Explain yourself Hickey!